naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

hartbreakk:

Nas’talgic

hartbreakk:

Nas’talgic

housewifeswag:

<3.

housewifeswag:

<3.

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

ohreinababyy:

ugh beauty

ohreinababyy:

ugh beauty

genessilugo:

😂😂😴.

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

on-my-way-to-steal-yo-man:

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

"911 there’s a person trying to murder me"

"Omg why are they doing that, that’s illegal!"

yourdreamscantlast:

letmesitonyourfaceplease:

Just some epic shots from yesterday’s soccer game. Legitimately the first time I’ve ever photographed sports.

These are so good!

Edit: yes I did meg that girl.

Guys the man in this last photo, enough said

electric-popcorn:

Welcome to Zombieland, always follow the rules

sassysquats:

blondebarbells:

fitnessandfeminism:

I just wanna squat two fitty in red lipstick.

The dream.

Isn’t this what every little girl wants?